"I'm Going to Feed On Your Chromosomes!"

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Have you ever been haunted by a crazy, pissed-off customer?

What do you do when you get trolled or bulldozed by a heckler or a furious client?

Yesterday I was working away at my desk, when suddenly I heard my wife burst out laughing. It sounded too funny to ignore.

So I walked over to the kitchen where she was doubled over laughing her head off.

One of her friends and fellow Norwex consultants (Norwex is an awesome network-marketing/direct-sales company) sent her a screenshot of a comment from her angry customer.

She had included her customer in a texting blast, as she does a few times a week. This time the blast was about an awesome Black Friday sale.

She didn’t get the response she was expecting…


Wo, Nelly! Down girl!

You can’t make this stuff up!

I’m not sure exactly what that means or how one would actually feast on another human’s chromosomes. But that’s neither here nor there.

The lesson here is how to react to crazy customers.

Rather than sulk or feel down on herself, my wife and her friend were laughing hysterically.

So, the next time you get someone trolling you, just remember, it could be worse.

You could have some cannibalistic psychopath coming after you trying to harvest and devour your precious chromosomes!

Just laugh it off and move on with life.

Please spread the word by sharing this post with someone who might need to hear it and get a good laugh. Just copy the URL, paste it into Facebook, and tag a few friends. The picture is sure to grab their attention.

And may your copy ever be melodic and harmonious!